Beat it but be gentle

Hello kids!

Sometimes things at “La Casa de Leo” get messy, life catches up. Even though I try to be fast it always catches up, but hey, better than Death catching up right?

You are it!

Today I’m gonna give you advices on how to clean delicate surfaces, what kind of green products to use to better care for your leather clothing, what’s best to clean your mirrors.

I’ll remember it for the next post.

Just kidding, I don’t believe in house keeping when performed by oneself, I believe in paying to get it done.
But Leo I’m poor and can’t afford cleaning staff?
-You marry rich!
But what happens if all the rich are taken and I have no sugar left in the bowl to get a sugar daddy?

We’ll never forget you Anna.

-You just do what I do, prioritize and pray.
I hate cleaning, but I love cooking, so I make an effort to keep the kitchen clean so I can cook. Ohh and the bathroom, the rest of the house I just pray that the cleaning Elves come and clean it for me.

Last weekend I cooked something I’d like to share with you.
Purple potato gnocchi, they are vegan, gluten-free, full of gluten and meat. They are whatever you want them to be, but above all they are delicious.
And this is how you make them.

Mr. PigOut will walk you through the recipe.

First cook the potatoes, or leave them raw but it’ll make things complicated.
Then you let them cool and peel them, you may peel them while hot, your call.
I cut them into pieces to accelerate the cooling process, because I have no patience.

Beautiful

Then smash them, add some butter, a vegan egg and a bit of salt.

Then add flour and play with the dough, make it yours, pound it, but don’t go crazy cuz we want the gnocchi soft.

Don’t mind the monkey arms. 

Then separate the dough into pieces of whatever size you want and cut them into smaller pieces.

I’m an artist!

Make them look pretty.
And bang! You are done.

It tasted better than what it looks.

But don’t eat them raw unless you wanna get salmonella and lose a couple of pounds.
You may freeze them and use them later or cook them right away.
I did a “Garlic and Oil” thing for mine, but if I give you the recipe I’ll have to commit mass murder.

And there you go, that was cooking at “La Casa de Leo”

But tell me, 
Are you a cleaning freak? If so, need you to be my BFF and come visit me. 
Did you know that Shirley Bassey is 750 years? 
You pray for cleaning Elves to visit you?

Have a happy humpday!